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Elizabeth Warren Performs “Indian Rain Dance” To Quell Dispute

May 6, 2012

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Cambridge, MA—Massachusetts Democratic Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren donned a pink headdress and performed, what she called, an “authentic Indian rain dance” during a press conference today.  Ms Warren was hoping to convince skeptics of her claims of Native American heritage. She also hinted that her preference for bison meat to beef indicates her heritage. “My… [Read more…]

Posted in: Satire

Obama Attends Backyard Barbecue Fundraiser

May 5, 2012

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President Obama Looks Over the Menu

Reports are that he went with the Neapolitan.

Posted in: 2012 Election, Satire

ACTION: Steve Tilley and Kevin Engler Want to Implement Obamacare. Stop Them.

May 3, 2012

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Missouri House Speaker Steve Tilley and Senate Leader Kevin Engler never tire of implementing Obama’s totalitarian agenda. This time, Tilley and Engler are shoving HB 1193 through to passage. This bill is designed to score brownie points with Sibelius and Obama by creating a prescription spy network that monitors the prescription drug purchases of every… [Read more…]

Posted in: Action

U.S. Holds Auditions for New Terrorist Mastermind

May 1, 2012

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Washington, DC–Reeling from the backlash over a campaign ad that paints President Barack Obama as Osama bin Laden’s sole assassin, the White House today announced open auditions for a new global terrorist mastermind. White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters “the world needs a dangerous, evil character to worry about . . . and, frankly,… [Read more…]

Posted in: Satire

Studies Show Most Americans Are Too Stupid to Vote

April 29, 2012

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The new fad among Democrats is to see how many illegal aliens they can pack into a voting booth.  While we conservatives decry this illegal and anti-American grab at tyrannical power, we should take some solace in this sobering fact: those illegal aliens probably know as much about the American political system as most 13th… [Read more…]

Posted in: Politics

McCaskillPAC

April 25, 2012

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What I find so funny about Claire McCaskill’s war on super pacs is that her husband is a super PAC. For the record, I have formally endorsed Senator McCaskill in her race to return to private life. Zimmerman Update Having declared George Zimmerman guilty of first degree, racially motivated murder, the MSM are now investigating… [Read more…]

Posted in: 2012 Election

Mitt Romney Shut Down a Company Over a Young Woman

April 24, 2012

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This story is about Romney shutting down a thriving business over a woman. A young woman. A woman young enough to be Mitt’s daughter.

Posted in: Living

New York Times Admits It’s Basically Obama’s Campaign Newsletter

April 23, 2012

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The only surprise here is that the NYT’s own ombudsman admits that the paper is Obama’s best friend: Many critics view The Times as constitutionally unable to address the election in an unbiased fashion. Like a lot of America, it basked a bit in the warm glow of Mr. Obama’s election in 2008. The company… [Read more…]

Posted in: Latest

Democrats Committed Massive Vote Fraud in 2008, They’ll Do It Again in 2012

April 22, 2012

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New Black Panthers patrol Philadelphia polling place to keep out McCain voters

John McCain knew that Obama’s minions orchestrated massive voter fraud in Ohio and Pennsylvania. Besides using New Black Panther Party soldiers to repel McCain voters from the polls, Democrats stuff ballot boxes to give Obama the win in two states with a combined 41 electoral votes. Here’s how a memo leaked by wikileaks summarized McCain’s… [Read more…]

Posted in: 2012 Election
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