Maureen Dowd: Please Die

Posted by Bill Hennessy

June 24, 2006

From her liberal pulpit, today, Maureen Dowd took pity on the Miami Seven, the jihadists who sought from al Qaeda materials with which to blow up the Sears Tower and other buildings in hopes of killing “all the devils we can.”

The woman who has a job because of her acumen at combining her mouth with publishers penises wrote in “We Need Chloe“:

You’d think Michael Chertoff would have something more important to do.

The hapless homeland security chief could snatch more money away from American locales most likely to be hit by Al Qaeda. Or let another wonderful city fall into a watery abyss. Or go on TV and help cable news hype the saga of the Miami gang of terrorist wannabes who look like they couldn’t find the local Sears, let alone the Sears Tower.

Yes, indeed. The administration should stop hunting down terrorists and turn its attention to more pressing matters. Like cock enlargement for newspaper editors.

In the meantime, Dowd’s paymasters are busy pinpointing the location of American troops (Michelle Malkin and Ed Morrissey) to make it easier for terrorists to kill them. I say, again, the New York Times building needs a good 9/11.

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