Technorati Tags: Harry Reid,Hurricane Gustav,Satire RENO, Nevada–Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced today that the battle against Hurricane Gustav “is lost. New Orleans is lost. I demand that President Bush withdraw all National Guardsmen immediately.” Last year, Reid declared the war in Iraq lost, even as the troop surge began to show impressive signs… [Read more…]
March 10, 2008
Washinton, DC — The record cold temperatures and heavy snow in Asia and North America have prompted earth scientists to invent a whole new demand: zero carbon emissions. Citing a new generation of computer models, based on scientific speculation that only a decade ago was considered too outlandish to pull off, scientists now claim that… [Read more…]
February 4, 2008
Former Sentator and Republican nominee for President, Bob Dole, came to John McCain’s defense, today. Taking umbrage at anti-McCain rhetoric from conservatives like Rush Limbaugh, Dole struck back, declaring McCain a superior candidate. Here is the text of Dole’s message: When Bob Dole ran for president, Bob Dole lost to an unpopular, scandal-ridden Democrat who… [Read more…]
January 24, 2008
Former Vice President Al Gore, today, blamed global warming for the rapid deformation of his head. U2 lead singer, Bono, demonstrates a normal human head for comparison.
September 1, 2008
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