Majority Leader Harry Reid: “New Orleans is Lost–Bring the Guardsmen Home”

Technorati Tags: Harry Reid,Hurricane Gustav,Satire RENO, Nevada–Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced today that the battle against Hurricane Gustav “is lost.  New Orleans is lost.  I demand that President Bush withdraw all National Guardsmen immediately.” Last year, Reid declared the war in Iraq lost, even as the troop surge began to show impressive signs…

Palin’s Eldest Daughter Pregnant, To Marry Baby’s Father

Technorati Tags: Palin,Pregnancy Sarah Palin’s eldest daughter, Bristol, is pregnant and will marry Levi, the child’s father, Todd and Sarah said today in a press release [FoxNews.com]. The 17-year-old unwed daughter of John McCain’s new running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, is five-months pregnant, Palin and her husband, Todd Palin, said Monday in a written…

CNN: Levee Breech, Rapid Flooding in Lower 9th Ward **Update**

CNN (TV, not .com) just reported that the Industrial Levee in the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans has ruptured under the strain of water and wind, flooding homes and streets throughout the same area that was devastated by Katrina. The Army Corps of Engineers’ latest release said that levees were overtopped, relieving some pressure,…

Palin The Star At Missouri McCain Rally

Every mention of Sarah Palin produced a banner-waving roar from the crowd of over 20,000 in T. R. Hughes Stadium in O’Fallon, Missouri, on blistering hot Sunday afternoon.  While McCain is on top of the ticket, Palin is the draw. A woman from Dent County–about 3 hours from O’Fallon–made the drive to see McCain and…