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Dole: “McCain Can Win Even More States Than I Did”

Posted on February 4, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

Former Sentator and Republican nominee for President, Bob Dole, came to John McCain’s defense, today. Taking umbrage at anti-McCain rhetoric from conservatives like Rush Limbaugh, Dole struck back, declaring McCain a superior candidate. Here is the text of Dole’s message: When Bob Dole ran for president, Bob Dole lost to an unpopular, scandal-ridden Democrat who had just lost both houses of Congress in an off-year Republican landslide. Listen to Bob Dole: Bob Dole was

Belichick Bad UPDATE

Posted on February 3, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

*UPDATE 2/4/2008 12:01 a.m.* Yahoo! calls Belichick a “sore loser.” Because Bill Belichick wanted to go hide when he lost, the field ended up being flooded with people, and the officials had to clear the area before the Giants could take their final snap and make it official. When you lose, you take your loss. You don’t leave early because it makes you feel sad inside. Your opponent deserves more respect than that. *Original Post*

Give Berkeley to Taliban

Posted on February 3, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

We all know the trouble when a people, however recently formed, lose their homeland. Even if given privileged guest status in another country, they tend to make trouble for everyone around. (Think Palestinians.) The Taliban continue to wage war against freedom in Afghanistan. Likewise, the vile people of Berkeley, California, wish to be free of the burdens of freedom. I have the solution: Cede Berkeley, California, to the Taliban. Radical Islamists would love the location

Classes and Tides

Posted on January 28, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

Back in the 1980s, it was fashionable for the left to scoff at Reagan’s economic notion that a rising tide lifts all ships. Liberal economists and politicians sneeringly referred to “trickle-down” economics as a justification for the rich to keep the poor poor. Every responsible economist knew Reagan was right, but the left in America had no accountability. Many Americans, by 1986, believed “trickle-down” economics pure evil. Today, MSNBC took it all back. With a

Clinton Sabotaging Clinton

Posted on January 27, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

Bill Clinton is famously jealous, selfish, petulant, and subversive. He and Hillary haven’t really lived as husband and wife in over a decade. Bill’s eight years in the White House left a void where most presidents leave a legacy. He’s best known as the president who turned the evening news rating from TV13 to TV-MA. In recent weeks, he’s angered Democrats and liberals by claiming, in so many words, that only black people are stupid

Snot-clobbered!

Posted on January 27, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

Democrat presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, seen here explaining to an African-American toddler why black men should not be president, had her sinuses cleared by fellow Senator, Barack Obama, in the South Carolina primary on Saturday. Clinton, once considered the inevitable nominee, appears weak and wounded headed into the February 5 Super Tuesday primaries. The final numbers from South Carolina are staggering: Obama 55 percent, Clinton 27 percent, Edwards 18 percent. The high African-American turnaout

Depression Just One Symptom of Liberalism

Posted on January 24, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

Democrats are more likely to be depressed than Republicans, while independents (also know as “stupid people“) fall somewhere in between. In a recent WSJ-MSNBC poll, Democrats displayed pathological levels of depression: Among Republicans, 52% now expect a recession; 76% of self-identified Democrats do. Independents — the swing voters who could tip the election — are also pessimistic, with 61% expecting a downturn. In all candor, I see a big time recession coming, too, but I

Gore Blames Global Warming

Posted on January 24, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

Former Vice President Al Gore, today, blamed global warming for the rapid deformation of his head. U2 lead singer, Bono, demonstrates a normal human head for comparison.

Get Ahead Fast

Posted on January 23, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

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Pride and Petulance

Posted on January 23, 2008 by Bill Hennessy

After Democrat leaders, Barack Obama, and Newsweek pointed out that former President Bill Clinton’s behavior has been un-Presidential, self-serving, and full of lies, Bill Clinton became more prideful and more petulant than ever. I am amazed at the depths of Bill Clinton’s abhorrent behavior, but I’m equally amazed at Democrats’ shock that their former hero is a bore. Former Senate minority leader, Tom “Puff” Daschle called Clinton’s behavior “unpresidential.” Duh. It’s not in keeping with

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