The Perfect Christmas Gift

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Iraqis are flocking to stores to buy a dancing Saddam doll.

Now I know what to get the kids for Christmas. Not too long ago, such a novelty would have earned torturous death for its owner. Today, stores can’t keep the things on the shelves.

This is the best proof in a long time that we were morally right to liberate Iraq.

On to Iran!