NARAL: Not only Satanic, Cowardly

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The cowardly folks at NARAL, following their Soviet-inspired practice of re-writing history, have cleansed their websites of stories about the Screw Abstinence party it sponsored in Seattle last week.

Remember, if you don’t do reprehensible things, you have no need to hide them from public view. The evil love the cover of darkness, for it is in the Dark One that they try to find a peace that never comes.